Powerful speech…hopefully people will listen.
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‘and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.’ I can live with this. Apparently me and someone else’s significant other are going to fornicate.“I’m alright, Lil Love, You go in, won’t be long” …. ohhaay. The forgotten garden
“How they toiled and sweated to get the hay in! But their efforts were rewarded, for the harvest was an even bigger success than they had hoped.” (Animal Farm, George Orwell) lol I know its 2 sentences, but its funny..
organize your finances
“Arjuna said : O infallible one, please draw my chariot between the two armies so that I may see those present here, who desire to fight, and with whom I must contend in the great trial of arms.” (BHAGAVAD GITA - As It Is)
So I’m basically going to have a very kinky threesome.
The gears in the illustration all have the same number of teeth. If gear X moves clockwise, which statement about gear Y is true?
…forever alone.
Now, I know it’s pathetic in just about its purest form, but there’s no way I can deal with this kind of thing so early. I need experience with this.
No morning sex for me?
“…don’t put a bang-shang-a-lang on them, Pops-they might make poopy kaka in their pants.” - Christine by Stephen King__I just had to share this. I’m not sure what this says about my sex life though. XD
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this shit right here…..WOW
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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY